Greetings internet user. The site you've stumbled across is currently under construction.
If you miss the old content, I am sorry to say that it shall never return, for it has been cast into
the void[1].
While drastic monumental changes can be jarring to devoted fans—yes, smart, beautiful, creative, honor driven humans unlike any other—it is important that we remain calm and collected, weathering the storm of uncertainty and believing in not only the process,
but the hard working, smart, handsome, and creative individuals who work tirelessly for our own amusement[2].
If for whatever reason you are NOT a devoted fan, I must simply ask 'why?' and perhaps you should too...but then again, why would you be? The site is under construction, or so I've heard.
There is no content here, and as far as you know, there never has been. Sure, I speak to the lovely fans (of which i have many), but there is always a possibility of this being a farce. You don't believe everything
you read on the internet, do you? You're wiser than that, surely. And as any wise person might, you ought to stick around. Wait and see what might happen here. The future is bright, some say.
Internet User: "But what, pray tell, cometh pon' thee horizon, dearest speaker?"
Webpage: "Asketh not what cometh, no, but in her stead, 'where then shall we wander!'"
Internet User: "Where then, pray tell, dearest speaker, shall we wander?"
Webpage: "Query not as to where one shall go, for what is of greatest matter, indeed, is why we go!"
Internet User: "Why then, dearest speaker, is it that we shall go, then?"
Webpage: "Asketh not, ye shall, as to what is unknown to me. Asketh instead, what I do."
Internet User: "What then, is it that you know?"
Webpage: "I don't."
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[1]: The content hasn't been actually cast into the void, as I have a few back-ups of the site, however, we shall not be returning to it ever again, so it's best we consider it to be destroyed. If for whatever reason you happen to be a theoretical physicist and care to protest the refered to statement due to the mathematical possibility of other cosmic anomolies that might otherwise prove that casting such information into the said 'void' might not necessarily yield it to be destroyed beyond repair, and thus, perhaps, it is still otherwise obtainable, please contact me via telepathy and I will ignore you, but rest assured, I heard you, and it bothered me ever-so slightly.
[2]: Me.
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